Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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