I'm going to rape someone's good day.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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