...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail