id be glad to
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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