haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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