fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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