I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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