after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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