I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
