theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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