If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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