This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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