you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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