We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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