Just cropdusted the office
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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