we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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