Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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