Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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