So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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