Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
