I want to stick my p in your. b.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I'm bleeding and have questions
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