dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
