it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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