Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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