Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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