that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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