It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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