Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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