Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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