dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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