whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
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she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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