i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I wish life had little blips of pornography
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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