even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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