So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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