why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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