"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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