I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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