I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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