Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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