Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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