oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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