to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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