She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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