Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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