You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
