She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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