I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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