there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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