Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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