do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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