That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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