GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Randomize
