i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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