I look better un-naked...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..