and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth