I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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