I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
And then the night went full on bisexual.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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